Wangling

我替你擦屁股，你还嫌纸糙。
那我问你，这坨到底是干啥的？

你说这是历史。

我当然知道这是屎，不然我费这劲来善你的“后”？

不好意思，我这么说你可能听着刺耳。
可你留的这坨 ASCII 码，不但闻着刺鼻，看着刺眼，连想着都恶心。

0：知道 Kingsoft（金山软件）的爸爸们是谁吗？


J：爸爸～们？


0：对啊。一个好爸爸，一个坏爸爸。


J：？？？


0：笨！金山慈爸和金山毒爸啊！哈哈哈！


J羞、怒：那你知道 Kingsoft 为啥没有妈妈吗？


0：金山～妈妈？


J：对啊，金山没有妈妈。


0：？？？？


J：笨！金山独爸，只有爸爸啊！哈哈哈哈！


0狂羞、狂怒。


J：再问你，知道金山他爸一个人为何能拉扯大金山吗？


0晕菜：？？？？？


J：死笨！既当爸又当妈呗，因为他是金山雌爸嘛！哈哈哈哈哈！


0崩溃。

Many famous business veterans have shouted “this great downturn is a good time to startup”, and listed many reasons from an broad and high overview.

Here I am just reiterating and elaborating some of them, because I think they are the most straightforward economic rationales that we should catch this great chance.

1. Things are cheap.
   It means we pay less for office rent, water, and power, and buy more powerful devices at the same or even lower prices.
2. Man is cheap.
   It means we get paid less for what we do for our employers. On the flip side, we pay less for our employees, but only if we are employers first of course. Do you what your time to be mean to someone, or your money to be worthy to some other ones? It is a no-brainer.
3. Startup takes time.
   It means while we expend less during this great down-to-startup time, we hopefully would ingather relatively more when our return time comes eventually 2~3 years later, when it upturns again.